14.9.07

10 reasons to leave the office at 5.30pm

1: Employment letter states that your working hour is till 5.30pm.
2: Work is a never-ending process even if you stay till next morning, you will never finish it.
3: Human are not robots. Even robot / machines have to rest or else it will face breakdown problems.
4: You love your career, but your family is more important in your life.
5: If you fail in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand. Whereas your family will definitely offer help.
6: You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.
7: Monthly salary = work from 9am - 5.30pm. ! If 6.00pm = $0.00 + $0 Bonus + $0 Ang Bao + 0 appreciation + Bad health + Bad social life + Poor family relationship.Equals to = Unproductive Employee + Performance drops + Company reputation drops + Retrenchment rate increases + Resignation rate increases.
8: If a person disagree to the above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic, etc. He/She deserves a 'Best Employee of the Year Award'!!
9: You shouldn't give a damn if your boss fires you.



1 comment :

abdul mutalib jaamat said...

yo!itu kalau ko keje working hours besa...
tp if ko keje shift?
hoho.......